Don’t Bring Your Guns to Town, Santa! (A Guide to Safe Holiday Shopping)

Don’t Bring Your Guns to Town, Santa! ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But wait! What’s that sound? It’s the sound of Santa’s sleigh! But wait, something’s different this year. Santa’s sleigh is full of guns! That’s right, Santa Claus is now…